notes on the piven-meister: part one

here's some sound advice for every girl that wants to get jiggy with ari gold: the fantasy might just be better than the reality. pictured here is jeremy piven aka the piven-meister who plays ari gold in hbo's 'entourage' and delights gazillions of women across the globe, three heart beats at a time. although the piven-meister may just make the grade as superior douchebag when it comes to chatting up, um, ladies of a certain style at hollywood shindigs, you've gotta give the sexed-up icon credit where its due: in the space of two hours i caught him making moves on not two, but four young lassies bearing a striking resemblance to one another (read versace rip-off frocks and blonde, blow-dried coiffs). yawn.